18 October 2009

Flamenco y Tapas

Spain will this year combine their 2 great loves, flamenco and tapas. Lets be honest it is more a case of their act just eating all the tapas and then doing a bit of a dance. Some how the male dancers are able to lift them....another miracle for Mary MacKillop??

Viva L'italia

L'Italia will again appear at Eurovision song contest Coburg. They will return to the contest with pure and seductive voice of Jalisse. Bookies are rating their chance a victory as cosi cosi.

Ladies, bring a plate

With the success of the pre show BBQ, dinner well again feature heavily in the pre contest line up. With BBQ/meat supplied and the tradition interval 100% fat free Sticky Date, it's time for the delegate to show off their wares. If the audience would like to bring a small salad, antipasti or something sweet that would be most appreciated. Maybe this could be the beginning of Master Chef Coburg. BYO Alcohol and driver.

And the battle begins

This year's preparations are well under way, the songs have been composed, the singers decided and the frocks have hit the Janome. Again organisers claim that this will be the biggest and best Eurovision Coburg of all time, but really if the organisers claim it's going to be crap...get new organisers. The usual suspects are rumoured to be in the line up, United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, France with a return appearance of 2 long time no shows to the contest.

11 October 2009

Here we go again


The wait is finally over! The date for Eurovision Song Contest 2009 is 14th November. The evening will commence at 7pm with a BBQ dinner. The main event will kick of at 8pm. This years venue will be the same as all previous years.

03 October 2009

Greece is a winner on the bed!

It's official the winner of Eurovision song contest Coburg 2008 is Greece. The neck and neck battle between Greece and Israel was finally decided when Israel kamikazed and awarded Greece douze points. Thus making the tally board read Israel 101 points and Greece 112 points. Some critics declared that this year's contest had nothing to do with the songs and was a competition between boobs and buns. Adding fuel to this speculation was the fact one audience member was more interested in putting the Greek entry "on the bed" than the actual competition. Sakis was thrilled with the victory as it is much better than any result he has ever got in the real contest.

29 October 2008

It's all about position!

With only days to go till Eurovision Song Contest 2008 the running order has finally been decided.

15 October 2008

Greece fires up the lasers

The Pantheon may not be the only weathered monument to undergo laser treatment this year, the Greeks are breaking with tradition, instead of hair it's bare!
Athena poosalotofstuff has claimed to be one of the team of ten laser beauty technicians hired to work on this years contestant.
As you can see from our exclusive pictures they have made quite a dramatic transformation.
Well if all goes to plan for the Greeks it won't be hairy back, but sexy back!

08 October 2008

Finland to rehab

When confronted about going to rehab, all Finland's contestant would say was " No, No, NO........it's all a misunderstanding, i was visiting an friend." While sources close to the star support this account of events, organisers in Coburg have concerns that addiction will haunts this news reader turn pop sensation.

06 October 2008

Cyprus' thinks they can dance!

This year Cypriot officials state that "..eurovision is no longer a song contest....it's about the spectacle and how many reveals can be crammed into 3 minutes...so if you can't beat 'em, step touch." And that is just what Cyprus plans to do, offering a major dance extravaganza to accompany their song.
When pressed for details officials would not name their award wining choreographer but they did say " his influences include Tony Bartuccio, Helen Keller and Quentin."