It's all about position!

With only days to go till Eurovision Song Contest 2008 the running order has finally been decided.

Greece fires up the lasers

The Pantheon may not be the only weathered monument to undergo laser treatment this year, the Greeks are breaking with tradition, instead of hair it's bare!
Athena poosalotofstuff has claimed to be one of the team of ten laser beauty technicians hired to work on this years contestant.
As you can see from our exclusive pictures they have made quite a dramatic transformation.
Well if all goes to plan for the Greeks it won't be hairy back, but sexy back!

Finland to rehab

When confronted about going to rehab, all Finland's contestant would say was " No, No, NO........it's all a misunderstanding, i was visiting an friend." While sources close to the star support this account of events, organisers in Coburg have concerns that addiction will haunts this news reader turn pop sensation.

Cyprus' thinks they can dance!

This year Cypriot officials state that "..eurovision is no longer a song contest....it's about the spectacle and how many reveals can be crammed into 3 minutes...so if you can't beat 'em, step touch." And that is just what Cyprus plans to do, offering a major dance extravaganza to accompany their song.
When pressed for details officials would not name their award wining choreographer but they did say " his influences include Tony Bartuccio, Helen Keller and Quentin."

Ireland says "hold the cranberry"

No need to preheat the oven to 180C or prepare the sausage mince stuffing, Ireland has declared they won't be bringing the turkey. With Dustin the Turkey failing to secure a finals position in Belgrade, Irish officials have stated "...he was delicious but he won't be trying his luck in Coburg...". Either love him or hate him Dustin caused quite a stir in Serbia being the first Eurovision contestant to present their song with a man's hand up their backside, although sources are yet to confirm this. More news on the Greek entry as it comes to hand.